Ripperly O' Tucke (demo) Lyrics

My name is Ripper Leo Tuck
I drive a red garbage truck
And I work with my hands six days a week
All my nights are spent alone
Since my woman left this home
With that white collar man from down the street

It's been six years today
Since we parted ways
And I've changed my lifestyle quite a bit
Now inflation has set in
And the layoffs have begun
And the white collar men are worst hit
But my job remains secure
And I never felt so sure
That I would soon get out of debt

And I'm proud to be Ripper Leo Tuck
Proud to drive a truck
And work with my hands six days a week

I heard yesterday
Mr. Allen lost his pay
Oh that's the man that took my wife away
My phone rang today
And that woman called to say
She wished she were still Mrs. Old Tuck
Well I just smiled and said
If you're wanting in my bed
I'm afraid you're a whip out of luck

I could have told you long ago
All that glistened wasn't gold
And the good life ain't always what it seems
I may be a garbage man
But I've got the upper hand
Over people that try to live above their means

And I'm proud to be Ripper Leo Tuck
Proud I drive that truck
And work with my hands six days a week

I'm proud I still work six days a week