Open the Door Homer (Take 3) Lyrics

Now, there's a certain thing that I learned from Jim
That he'd always make sure I'd always understand
And that is that there's a certain way that a man must swim
If he expects to live off of the fat of the land

Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

Now, there's a certain thing that I learned from my friend, Mouse
A fella who always blushes
And that is that ev'ryone must always flush out his house
If he don't expect to be goin' 'round housing flushes

Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

"Take care of all your memories," said my friend, Mick
"And remember when you're out there
And do not forget that when you go out to heal the sick
That you must always first forgive them"

Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
Open the door, Rachael
I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more