School Spirit Skit 2 Lyrics

You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling
You pick up those books you're going to read
And not remember, and you roll man
You get that associate's degree, okay
Then you get your bachelor's, then you get your master's
Then you get your master's masters
Then you get your doctorate

You go man, and then when everybody says quit
You show them those degrees man
When everybody says, "hey, you're not working
"You're not making any money"
You say, "look at my degrees and you look at my life
Yeah, I'm 52, so what?"

Hate all you want
But I'm smart, I'm so smart, and I'm in school
These guys are out here, huh
Making money all these ways, and I'm spending mine to be smart
You know why?
Because when I die, buddy
You know what's gonna keep me warm?
That's right, those degrees