Horny Toad Lyrics

If I had your number
I'd call u on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan

I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed

I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad

If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more

I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad

If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get

I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance!

Run go tell your boyfriend
That his loving done got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road

Tell him you live on a lilly pad
With a horny toad