ACTOR
John Thomson
Known for Grimsby · Inkheart · The Gentlemen
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Snapshot 2026-10-16
- Born
- Apr 2, 1969
- Birthplace
- Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
- Known For
- Acting
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Advertisement
Known For
Filmography
Movies
The WeekendersPoliceman 1
1992
Paul Calf's Video DiaryFat Bob
1993PC
Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFat Bob
1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraSimon Joke
1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdBernard Right On/Various
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdWriter
1994
The Young Poisoner's HandbookNathan
1995
Roger RogerBarry
1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996TG
The Girl with Brains in Her FeetMr. Loughborough
1997
The Man Who Knew Too LittleDimitri
1997
Ted & RalphVicar
1998
The Fast Show Live
1998
Up 'n' UnderStan
1998
You Are HerePeter Keggy
1998
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowSelf
1999
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?Writer
1999
The Flint Street NativityChristian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999
Born RomanticFirst Cab Driver
2000
Dog Eat DogFootball Coach
2001
Station JimHarold
2001
24 Hour Party PeopleCharles
2002
Appointment with Dr. TerribleInterviewee – Actor
2003
Fat SlagsForeman
2004
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMr. Windfall (voice)
2005
The DealerBat
2006
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Self - Narrator (voice)
2007
InkheartDarius
2008
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyBill (Flowerpot Man)
2009
The Road to Coronation StreetHarry Kershaw
2010
The Royle Family: Behind the SofaSelf
2010
Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeHimself
2012
Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012
Dementamania
2013
Help PointStephen
2013
PulpDave Burns
2013TP
The Power of DartsNarrator (voice)
2013
Northern SoulTerry
2014FT
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleKevin Ruddock
2016
Billionaire BoyLen
2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBCSelf - Presenter
2016
GrimsbyBob Tolliver
2016
Dying LaughingSelf
2017
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
7 Up & MeSelf
2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryHimself
2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedNarrator
2019
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the SpermDirector
2019
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsSelf
2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesSelf/Various Characters
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesWriter
2020
The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesSelf
2020
Last Train to ChristmasVic
2021
Les Dawson Lost TapesSelf
2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Narrator
2021
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreSelf
2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsSelf
2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterPlank
2022
Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedySelf
2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaSelf
2023
Fackham HallBill
2025
The People BeforeKnotweed Man
2025
NightbornJon's Father
2026Television
Top of the PopsSelf - Host · 1 eps
1964
This MorningSelf · 1 eps
1988
The Word1 eps
1990
Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer · 1 eps
1991
Paul Merton: The Series1 eps
1991
Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn · 1 eps
1991
Blue HeavenWaiter 2 · 1 eps
1992
Men Behaving BadlyKen · 16 eps
1992
The Dead Good ShowVarious · 1 eps
1992H
HarryRoyo · 2 eps
1993
Shooting StarsSelf · 1 eps
1993
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge · 1 eps
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley · 1 eps
1994
Pie in the SkyAndrew Vernon · 1 eps
1994
Ready, Steady, CookSelf - Guest · 1 eps
1994
The Day TodayTreasurer · 1 eps
1994
The Fast ShowVarious Characters · 34 eps
1994The Fast ShowWriter
1994
Coogan's RunFat Bob · 1 eps
1995
Crapston Villas20 eps
1995
Dangerous LadyLee Ryan · 4 eps
1995
Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin · 2 eps
1995
The World of Lee EvansCustomer · 1 eps
1995
Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - Panellist · 1 eps
1996
Pond Life20 eps
1996SL
Saturday LiveCabbie · 1 eps
1996
Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull · 2 eps
1996
Midsomer MurdersCooper Steinem · 1 eps
1997
Cold FeetPete Gifford · 61 eps
1998
Roger RogerBarry · 8 eps
1998IO
It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf · 1 eps
1999R&
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)1 eps
2000
Bill and BenBill (voice) · 52 eps
2001
Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn · 1 eps
2001
Murder in MindAlan Squires · 1 eps
2001AT
A Tribute to the Likely LadsFlint · 1 eps
2002
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf · 1 eps
2002JV
Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf · 1 eps
2002
Celebrity Mastermind1 eps
2003Celebrity MastermindSelf - Contestant · 1 eps
2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy40 eps
2003TT
The Terry and Gaby Show1 eps
2003
Blackpool6 eps
2004
8 Out of 10 CatsSelf · 1 eps
2005
Monkey Trousers7 eps
2005
The F Word1 eps
2005
Ghosthunting With...12 eps
2006
New Street LawCharlie Darling · 14 eps
2006
Waterloo RoadNelson Smith · 3 eps
2006Waterloo RoadNelson Taylor · 1 eps
2006
Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator · 6 eps
2007
KingdomNigel Pearson · 6 eps
2007
MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 eps
2007
SkinsSam Brooks · 1 eps
2007
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf · 1 eps
2008
All Star Mr & Mrs1 eps
2008
Celebrity JuiceSelf · 3 eps
2008
Angela and Friends1 eps
2009
Big TopGeoff · 6 eps
2009HO
Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant · 1 eps
2009
Little CrackersDJ Geoff · 1 eps
2010
Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - Participant · 1 eps
2011
Death in ParadiseDCI Chris Ricketts · 1 eps
2011
SootyThe Boss · 1 eps
2011
The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf · 1 eps
2011
The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf · 1 eps
2011
The Lock UpNarrator · 14 eps
2011BC
BBC Comedy FeedsSteve · 1 eps
2012
Catchphrase1 eps
2013
Father BrownJohn Banks · 1 eps
2013
Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator · 44 eps
2013
PlebsMr. Adolphus · 1 eps
2013
Strange Hill HighVarious (voice) · 26 eps
2013
The Job LotKevin · 1 eps
2013
The MimicNigel Lord · 4 eps
2013
Through the KeyholeSelf · 1 eps
2013Through the KeyholeSelf - Panelist · 1 eps
2013
Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - Contestant · 1 eps
2013
Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf · 1 eps
2014
Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator · 388 eps
2016
Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelf · 1 eps
2016
House of GamesSelf - Contestant · 10 eps
2017
Celebrity CatchphraseSelf · 1 eps
2018
Shane the Chef52 eps
2018
The People's VetSelf - Narrator · 1 eps
2018
BrassicColin Popov · 2 eps
2019
This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley · 1 eps
2019
Dog Loves BooksDog (voice) · 52 eps
2020
McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly · 1 eps
2020
Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant · 1 eps
2021
The Weakest LinkSelf · 1 eps
2021
Best Year EverSelf - Actor · 4 eps
2022
Celebrity LingoSelf - Contestant · 1 eps
2022
DodgerFarmer Grundles · 1 eps
2022
Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk · 1 eps
2022
CaptivatedGeoff · 1 eps
2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf · 1 eps
2024
The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator · 2 eps
2024
The GentlemenFrank · 1 eps
2024
Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield · 1 eps
2025
Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist · 1 eps
2025
Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice) · 7 eps
2025
Break ClauseAlan · 6 eps
2026
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton · 1 eps
Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain · 1 eps
Photos
Advertisement
Catalog data and artwork by TMDB. This product uses the TMDB API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDB.