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2026 · PC (Microsoft Windows) · Simulator

About this game

This is a club bouncer simulator meant for the types with a dark sense of humor but deep empathy of the feeling of exclusion, social isolation, and desensitization of the pleasures of life. Decide who is worthy and unworthy, while factoring in the club's status and the bouncer's health. Dealing with losers and drunks can be a very stressful job, and there is a support system of a bartender(shop), DJ(information), bottle girl(opportunities), and a loveable, taller, older dominating boss(raison d'etre). There is downtime to talk to these fellow employees, but occasionally the club can have a VIP who can also add lore to the experience of night life debauchery. But really, it's just scanning, and making decisions. Occasionally, there will be an attendant who will protest their refusal of entry. They can be denied again, or force can be used. Sometimes they are willing to bribe, which there are no negative consequences in the short run, but may devalue the club's atmosphere in the long run. Survive 10 nights without dying or the club closing down due to an incompetent bouncer.

You are a bouncer hired by club NO ENTRY. The club is owned by a mysterious woman, MANAGER, whose demure and dark aura keeps the club afloat through exclusivity amidst a dystopian backdrop. She has an exotically handsome Bartender, a promiscuous DJ, and a bubbly Bottle Girl